Saturday, September 27, 2008

Greatest Catch Ever?

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Hello Fuckface

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Never Forget Me, I Am Nirodh: UPDATE

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I think the slide whistle is appropriate. Fun fact; there's no word for lubricant in Tamil/Telugu. Who knew!?

UPDATE: Saad either had a lot of questions or a lot of time because he sat through a 7 minute PSA about condoms. Saad pointed out "a nice touch at the 5:50 mark." The nice touch being an explicit artist rendering of homogay sexual relations. This is a family site so we can't go around showing explicit artist rendering of any sexual relations so we had to take that down. I think what's more important is that of the literally thousands of people that visit BihariShabab everyday only Saad sat through the entire video. I watched up till the 2 minute point and assumed that the next five minutes would not lead to relations so I posted it. Video's gone but a quick Youtube search will procure it for you. Shenanigans start around the 5 minute mark....pervert

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

McCain's Going To Win

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This is Reagan. You know who liked him? Rednecks. You know who else? No one.

I'm at a loss for words. First, read this. Just read it and be prepared to have your heart drop. I can't....I just can't. WHY!?!?!?!

Am I overreacting? I mean I know plenty of rednecks and they behave pretty much like the guy says they do and if it weren't for rednecks we would've only had four years of Bush. Aww pantshirt...Now I gotta register to vote.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

1000 HITS!

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Patakha!

The celebration here at the BihariShabab Institute of Excellence dragged on a little long and delayed us from promptly celebrating with you. No that's a lie and in this, the most blessed (bless-ed) of months, I feel like it's probably not good to lie so I'll just use fasting as an excuse. If it's good enough to delay criminal proceedings in France and get my father out of jury duty it's good enough to stop us from writing lots of (or any) high quality posts. So we probably should have had something planned. We could've raffled off autographed pictures of ourselves or given high-fives to each and every one of you. But we didn't. So, happy "K-day" as I've just now decided to call it because I haven't done this in a while and forgot how to conclude a post. I guess this is just like an awkward goodbye then. Aright then...see ya later...should we hug?

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Hey Where Did Everyone Go?

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As we are sure you have undoubtedly felt, it's been slow here the last couple of weeks. As Fahad let you know, we've been busy with work, school, Ramadan and google searches for "hot Sarah Palin pix". Well we're promising to ramp up our activities from here on out till the end of the month thanks to Ramadan flex time posts, after Sehri / before work. You know what that means. Either you will be getting a daily dose of sophisticated posts from writers enlightened by the truth and awe of this beautiful month, or incoherent ramblings from someone with dangerously low blood sugar levels. A fun time either way! Also look out for new widgets on the side...only because the last one worked out so well. Indian Ocean owes Bihari Shabab two month's worth of royalty checks. Anyway, good to have you back. If you can excuse us now, we only have about 5 hours and 40 minutes worth of hot religious right Googling left before Roza starts. See you in the morning.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Ramadan Mubarak and Happy Labor Day

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We here at BihariShabab try to not include anything dealing with religion in this fine blog because I don't want the readers, all 900 of you (at this time there are 900 hits and I'm sure that there are only 900 readers because why would anyone come back?), to start communal riots. But! I'm gonna make an exception to my rule because it makes me happy. So Ramadan Mubarak. For all you communists I hope you have a happy labor day. I know that you guys are disillusioned with the lack of posting around here and we're going to try to do better. But between fasting (how come when you fast, the day goes slower? HAHAHAHAHAHA!), school, work, and fantasy football it's kind of busy around here in the BihariShabab headquarters. Just keep visiting the site though, there may be surprises! and maybe a party when we reach 1000 visitors. If there's one thing Muslims know how to do during the month of Ramadan, it's party.