Bihari Shabab Programming Note: While The Fahad's Away...

Nobody Beats Me, Because I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz!

Fear not oh loyal Bihari Shabab readers, for the scent that you are faintly picking up that smells like it is equal parts ass and Stetson aftershave, is not a dirty bomb. Rather it is a warning sign of the self-reverential lovefest that is about to get underway up in this bitch. As you know, we recently added the counter to track the number of hits we are getting here. And to be quiet honest, we were pleasantly surprised by just how many people do come here as we have not done much in the way of marketing. Now there are two ways one can take this. 1) Be humble and thank the readership or 2) Get a big head and openly solicit the female readership for Rishtas. I think you know which way we're going to go with this. I look forward to openly antagonizing the men and hitting on the women. Hello non-mehram ladies! Tis a pleasure to have your company...raise the gaze in summer of 08...

Anyway, as you know by now, young Fahad is on his way to the homeland. What does this mean to your BihariShabab experience aside from the fact that we now come to you with 100% less rap? It means that you can look forward to more posts but less original content. We will hopefully have daily Khabarnma links along with a number of weekly features, that will satiate your appetite for desiality(TM). Look for youtube clips, music reviews and other empty calorie content fillers.

Also, with today marking 100 days before the election, you can also look forward to more political coverage which really means shameless pro-Obama propaganda, because you're really not getting enough of it as it is.

The internship program is underway as well, with the first post coming up later today from the Indian Leon Phelps, Akash Shah. His first post works hand in hand with the IMEEM application you see to your left. As part of our weekly spotlight on desi artists, we will have a playlist for you for the week so you can sample some of their work and not just go by what we have to say. We think it's a terrific idea, but your comfort is paramount here, so your feedback would be much valued in determining whether we stick with the widget.

In all seriousness, we really do appreciate your patronage. If only some of you knew how to work the goddamn comment section, I think it could enhance the overall experience. I know giving out your real name may feel like a breach of your personal space. But fear not Priyanka Chopra from Mumbai or whoever you are, you can now comment anonymously, so get on it.

We look forward to hanging with you this summer.

Thanks.

BihariShabab Tutorials *UPDATE*

Because I don't know how to comment!

We don't have a way of checking how much traffic we get over here but we'd have to assume that we are second only to nakedbollywoodcelebs.com in the amount of hits that we get. Unfortunately our comments section doesn't reflect that so we realized that it's not because you're too lazy to comment or that there's no one reading this but it's because you don't know how to comment! So we'll teach you, it's easy.

You will need a few things before you can start commenting on how you sympathize with those poor bastards on Xposed. First you'll need an identity, which is your google/blogger account or you can use other IDs. If you're not technologically advanced enough to use gmail you can use wordpress, AIM, Livejournal, orTypepad usernames to comment. If you're an ICQ, MSN, Yahoo Chat user then screw you, this is America and get an America Online username.

Next, and this is the most complicated part so pay attention, Input your username in the corresponding field (if you are using a gmail username input it in the google/blogger field). If you are using a username other than google or blogger then you will be told to sign into the account you are commenting from. It's a terrible system and maybe one day we'll be able to change it. Anyways, after you input your username and verify the letters that they throw up on the screen and sign into your other account you can publish your comment and show your support or disdain. Or send us an Email at Biharishabab@gmail.com to let us know how we're doing, what we could do better, if you have any links you'd like to share with us, or if you want to go watch The Dark Knight again.

UPDATE: We changed the commenting format so you can go ahead and comment without needing to create a new gmail account or any of that. Anyone can comment now so you have no excuse.

"Bhalu-Wala; A Story Of A Man And His Bear" Coming Soon From Sanjay Leela Bhansali.

The Indian Christopher Robbins.

You may have noticed that in typical blogger fashion Raheelium and I are cynical haters who see no merit in any news. For the most part you're right but be prepared because I'm going to flip the script on you. Ramesh Munda, AKA Ram Singh, has just been released from prison after being arrested for rescuing a bear cub and raising it as a member of his family for two years in the eastern state of Orissa in India. Ram Singh rescued the bear, named Rani, after he found it abandoned by its heroin addled prostitute of a mother and decided to bring it home to cheer up his daughter who was grieving over the loss of her mother. Sentences like those are the reason why I became a blogger in the first place, well that and the superstar status that I've achieved. However in a truly filmi twist the Orissa forestry officials led by Mogambo Thakur Singh Khan decided to split up the family by throwing Ram Singh in jail, Rani in a zoo, and leaving Ram Singh's daughter Gulki to presumably fend for herself. While Ram Singh was wasting away in jail Rani wasn't eating at her zoo and Gulki had been crying non-stop all while Kailash Kher's "Teri Deewani" was playing in the background. However times have changed for the once happy interspecies family. Ram Singh has been re-united with Gulki after defeating Mogambo Thakur Singh Khan and his cronies with the inspiration of the memory of his wife. Now Ram Singh and Gulki are trying to get their family back together by getting Rani out of the Zoo. No doubt you, like myself, are now weeping after having heard Ram Singh's story. You too can help reunite Ram Singh and Gulki with Rani by commenting on this post and spreading the word about BihariShabab and subsequently raising awareness for the plight of Ram Singh and his family. Don't fail Ram Singh, he needs you now more than ever.