Bihari Shabab Summer Internship

A summer job could be the key to everlasting happiness

Much like many a masterpiece and revolutionary social movement before it, Bihari Shabab is the work of a dedicated team. Newton had Leibniz, Wilbur had Orville, Martin had Malcolm, Jenna had Rocco, and so I have the enigmatic F.M aka Fahad Masood. You've probably noticed that our posts have either my name or his name attached to them. Just in case you were wondering, mine are the unfunny ones (his are the deliberately unfunny ones).

Well it is with a heavy heart, that I must announce that our young bon vivant Fahad is headed off to the homeland for a month. While there are many reasons for his jaunt, the primary objective of his trip is to do research for his upcoming novella "Mangals with Ammi" (Tuesdays with Mommy). He's wildly unimaginative. Our original intent was to have him continue doing his fine daily work for this site from Pakistan, but we decided we did not want to retard his research by taking away time to post about the combustible nature of Shahrukh's pillows. Also, the internet situation in Karachi is sketchy at best, so we threw that out of the window. After countless hours of brainstorming, pie-charts breakdowns, and an in depth study of the melting glaciers of the north pole, the solution we have come up with is to get our ever-growing readership involved.

That's right you lucky bastards, we're looking for summer interns. You will be paid absolutely nothing, but will get to have your work posted and prominently featured on this here website. It's real simple. By now, you have an idea of what we are going for here. Feel like you have a post to contribute, send it to biharishabab@gmail.com. If it gels with what we're looking for, then we will post it right up. If it is not what we are looking for, then we will make the necessary changes (i.e. add pro-Obama rhetoric) and send it back for your approval. We would never post anything without your approval because that is a) not how we roll and b) probably a felonious offense. If you have ever thought about starting your own blog, this could be a wonderful opportunity to test the waters. We are fun to work with, mostly honest, well mannered and most importantly refrain from asking for a Polaroid before you start contributing so you know you can trust us. Let us know if you have any questions.

PS - Commenting is now open to everyone, so how about you jerks start on that.