Turkeys: Not Only Residents of Turkministan

"Dude, move your arm I can't see...Oh yeah, work it. Hey whats with those cameras? Oh son of a bitch!"

Ah the glorious internet. So many uses, so many tools, so much information, so many people to connect with, and finally so many roads that all invariably lead up to sweet Mexican Midget Porn. But what some of you spoiled self-agitators and self-mutilators may not know is that in some countries, wifi-internet is not readily available at your parents house.

The following clip comes to us from a show called Xposed on TheMuzik. It's hosted by Waqar Zaka, who is a nice enough fellow, but looks like an emaciated Jesus Chris, which is really saying something. Apparently the point of the show is Waqar going around Karachi and expose, sorry, Xpose different facets of the city whether it be the politicians, the underreported prostitution problems or the inexplicable music career of Princess Annie. It really is a pretty great show and would be better if Waqar didn't take himself so goddamn seriously.

Anyway, this episode features Waqar and his crew descending upon a poor unsuspecting internet cafe owner / smut peddler in Karachi. I recommend watching all six videos on youtube, which I have linked below, but we're embedding my favorite clip below:

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I'm gonna be honest with you, watching the little boys cry makes my "rongtain kahrai", because lord knows anything else is too scared to even think about "kahra-ing"*. Apparently The Muzik doesn't believe in pixelization to protect the identity of minors. I do feel bad for the bastards who were branded as turkey self-flaggellators, and on national TV no less. And for what? Probably just old clips of Kimmi Katkar on youtube. It's just not fair dammit. Now if you excuse me, I have to go clear my history.

*Dirty jokes...now exclusively available at Bihari Shabab.