This could be you!Bollywood and Hollywood are strengthening their ties with several deals between the two industries including a deal between Steven Speilberg's Dreamworks studio and the Ambani Reliance group. Now Bollywood is making waves in the stock market too with the Wall Street Journal reporting that Bollywood stocks could be the next hot commodity. The WSJ cites the television and film production deal that Viacom has signed as well as UTV's role in the production of "The Happening" by our douchey brown brother, Manoj Raat Shayalaman, as evidence that Bollywood production companies are viable in Hollywood. Viacom might* be owned by the Devil so it's entirely possible that the deal is terrible for Bollywood, however I don't know anything about stocks or money as evidenced by the abundance of debt that I've accrued thanks to the ridiculous need we have to be educated. So if you want money and trust the Wall Street Journal which is more professional than the Wall Street Diary then you should mortgage your house and put everything you own into the Reliance ADA group and UTV and hope that you make a billion dollars.
*Yup, this settles it. Viacom is owned by the Devil, who else would want the username, IP address, and details of video clips youtube users are watching?
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