We can do that but on a slightly smaller scale. We at BihariShabab are committed on providing you with all of your needs. Be it cricket scores, entertainment news, or for some reason the need to see SRK's butt we have you covered. A more pressing issue for many of you out there is the need to get married, well we helped you find your brides (I invoke the right of primae noctis!) and now we're going to help you plan your dream wedding. You see, the children of rich South Asian immigrants are now in their 20's and 30's and it's time for them to settle down and start a family. But how are South Asian's to be married? The bride in a white gown and the groom in a limo? I scoff at the notion! I have never seen a Bollywood movie with white gowns and limos. No, you like many other South Asian men have no doubt envisioned a shaadi in which you ride in on an elephant with a marching band behind you and plenty of eunichs singing and dancing suggestively for you. Well hold onto your pagris because American companies have made it possible to make Kajol's planned shaadi to Salman Khan in Kuch Kuch Hota Hain a reality for you, right down to the weeping bride because she doesn't love you. So start saving for your wedding, elephants aren't cheap.
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