Thursday, May 21, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
"This is Love story plus Viva La Vida with piano cello and percussion. I enjoy it because I'm a giant faggot who legitimately enjoys Taylor Swift's music & you know I'm serious because she's not even hot." - Fahad Masood.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Hector Reynosa, defender for the Mexican soccer league's Chivas Chupacabras was suspended indefinitely for an "inappropriate celebration" which involved him pretending to cough and spit in his Argentinian opponent's face, a reference to the swine flu pandemic for which Mexico City (more like Mexico Shitty!!!) is ground zero. I want to take this moment to applaud Senor Reynosa for his wit and creativity but could you imagine if a Mexican spit and coughed on you?!?! I mean even before this H1N1 visa business it would've been a little disconcerting but afterwards it's downright terrifying. I'm pretty sure being trapped in a room with a Mexican with the sniffles is something that belongs in the Saw series.
Monday, May 4, 2009
CNN Sheds Light on Pakistan's Red Light District / Claims the Lives of A Thousand Innocent Erections
CNN.com did a piece on Pakistan's Heera Mundi recently that focuses on Artist Iqbal Hussain, whose paintings featured sex workers. It is a fascinating, short piece that you should read but won't so I am embedding the video here. Hussain's point of view is an interesting one as he grew up in the shadows of the Heera Mandi (his mother was a prostitute who died last month at 98, so I guess she showed chlamydia what's what).
It does however ruin any Madhuri in Devdas fantasies you pervs may have had. It seems it's not all item numbers in designer corsets but more like venereal diseases and lots of empty meaningless interactions. I think Saroj Khan and Sanjay Leela Bansali owe us all an apology as well as a refund for the one way ticket to Lahore in the middle of peak season one may or may not have purchased after watching the Ishq Kameena video on youtube last week. Uncle Amresh Puri sat through approximately 1700 Mujrah scenes in his career but never did we hear the phrase "hot, sweaty rat-infested rooms". This is disappointing. Dammit desi prostitutes, why do you insist on not fitting in my box of uninformed delusions.