I'm Never Buying Another Pair Of Jordans Again....Unless They Look Really Really Good

The above video is of underrated rapper, Chamillionaire, telling a story of an unpleasant encounter he had with Michael Jordan. I have a cousin who knew this one lady who's kid loved Michael so she drove all the way out to Chicago from DC for a picture and an autograph. She stopped by his restaurant and saw him there and he punched her in the face and stole her purse. True story...Well maybe not, I'm a little hazy on the details, but she was treated poorly by His Airness. It's strange because most athletes become more revered after they retire, you tend to forget all the terrible things they did (unless you're talking about Rae Carruth, although he was pretty good that one year....) but Jordan is just getting eviscerated by the media which is stunning because he was one of the most beloved athletes ever only a decade ago. I'm predicting that Jordan gets into some serious gambling debt and due to his huge alimony payments to Juanita he does something crazy and is the next O.J. Simpson. When it happens, remember that I called it.

The NBA, It's Faaaaaantaaaaastic

I love the NBA commercials, I especially like this one from the Cavaliers because I'm easily impressed, however I think I found my new favorite NBA commercial. It stars Jeff Foster of the Indiana Pacers and it's phenomenal.

Sorry Bear

In the young history of this blog you have no doubt learned a little about me. I'm brown, I don't like Andrei Kirilenko, Mike Myers, or Katy Perry, and I love Bear Grylls. What you may not know is I'm a heterosexual male. Now that we have that cleared up, I've found a new subject of my man love; Chris Paul.

Chris Paul, for those of you who don't know, is the young point guard for the upstart New Orleans Hornets who are in the midst of a deep playoff run. Also he's insanely good, so good that he resurrected Peja's career, and he's the most exciting player in the game right now (yeah yeah, Lebron and Kobe, I know but I'm trying to fawn over Chris Paul so let me fawn damnit).

Oh did I also mention he's got the heart of an angel? that's right Jamika I love it when he sweats too....err, totally straight ladies.

So Chris Paul, you have taken the place of favorite player, formally held by Allen Iverson (Allen I still respect your game but the heart is an untamed beast, I can't control it.) Now please Chris, stop hanging out with Reggie Bush.