Saturday, September 27, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Well worry not loyal reader, the Good Lord has been kind enough to give us a cause that we can all get unabashedly behind: The hatred of Pakistan's new President, Asif Ali Zardari. While there are many reasons to hate on Mr. 10%, which we should be covering in due time (I see a profanity laced Getting To Know feature in his future), a good place to start would be at the recently widowed President's apparent foray back into the world of skeezy flirtation.
Making his first appearance as Pakistan's President on the international stage, Zardari is in the US to attend the UN General Assembly. Also in New York is Sarah Palin, looking to add some much needed foreign heads of state contacts to her Rolodex. Who better for her to talk to then the widower of the First Female Head of a Muslim state. He of all people, must understand and be sensitive to her historic plight in this sexist environment. He must know that a woman is as capable of leading a nation as any man no matter what anyone says. And how did he demonstrate this sensitivity... well, he hit on her, hardcore, along with other members of his delegation:
"And how does one keep looking that good when one is that busy?" Rehman asked Palin, drawing friendly laughter from the room.
"Oh, thank you," Palin said.
Zardari then called her "gorgeous" and said: "Now I know why the whole of America is crazy about you."
"You are so nice," Palin said, smiling. "Thank you."
A handler from Zardari's entourage then told the two politicians to keep shaking hands for the cameras.
"If he's insisting, I might hug," Zardari said. Palin smiled politely in response.
Putting in to context everything that's happened in the last 10 months starting with the assassination of his wife, the ouster of Musharraf and even the bombing this weekend in Islamabad, watching the so-called Leader of the Country slobbering over a semi-attractive soccer mom is revolting. Alright, maybe she's a little more than semi-attractive, but the point remains the same.
How is this really the best representative of Pakistan to the international stage? If he can't control himself in front of MILFs, who's to say he won't sell out Kashmir while watching a Mamta Kulkarni item number. I've seen Sunny Deol movies, I know that's how Pakistan's foreign policy works. As noted historian Noor Shamim pointed out, "he's like the Pakistani Tracey Jordan". Would anyone be opposed to sending Ali Zafar to these things instead? He has abs.
Anyway, CNN was kind enough to record the whole thing so here's a video clip for that extra level of creepy:
Saturday, September 20, 2008
UPDATE: Saad either had a lot of questions or a lot of time because he sat through a 7 minute PSA about condoms. Saad pointed out "a nice touch at the 5:50 mark." The nice touch being an explicit artist rendering of homogay sexual relations. This is a family site so we can't go around showing explicit artist rendering of any sexual relations so we had to take that down. I think what's more important is that of the literally thousands of people that visit BihariShabab everyday only Saad sat through the entire video. I watched up till the 2 minute point and assumed that the next five minutes would not lead to relations so I posted it. Video's gone but a quick Youtube search will procure it for you. Shenanigans start around the 5 minute mark....pervert
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
I'm at a loss for words. First, read this. Just read it and be prepared to have your heart drop. I can't....I just can't. WHY!?!?!?!
Am I overreacting? I mean I know plenty of rednecks and they behave pretty much like the guy says they do and if it weren't for rednecks we would've only had four years of Bush. Aww pantshirt...Now I gotta register to vote.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
The celebration here at the BihariShabab Institute of Excellence dragged on a little long and delayed us from promptly celebrating with you. No that's a lie and in this, the most blessed (bless-ed) of months, I feel like it's probably not good to lie so I'll just use fasting as an excuse. If it's good enough to delay criminal proceedings in France and get my father out of jury duty it's good enough to stop us from writing lots of (or any) high quality posts. So we probably should have had something planned. We could've raffled off autographed pictures of ourselves or given high-fives to each and every one of you. But we didn't. So, happy "K-day" as I've just now decided to call it because I haven't done this in a while and forgot how to conclude a post. I guess this is just like an awkward goodbye then. Aright then...see ya later...should we hug?
Sunday, September 7, 2008
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