We Suck At This and Belated Eid Mubarak

Hi there. Hope you are well. This is awkward for us. You can probably guess why. We're sort of, kind of, shallow jackasses who lack the eloquence and/or the subtlety to talk about the senseless attacks two weeks ago in Mumbai like grownups. So please bear with us while we stumble through the next couple of weeks like the infants we are.

This is the first attack of it's kind since we have been running this blog. There will certainly be more in the future(eg there was a suicide car bomb in Islamabad over the weekend). That is the sad reality of the region. We will try to do our best to cover all the news with the respect and sensitivity they demand. But at the end of the day, we hope you come here to chuckle once a day as I ogle at Bollywood actresses and the other guy(rhymes with Mahad Fasood) checks out dudes.

We hope and pray that you and your loved ones are safe. And we hope you had a memorable Eid. Now to lighten up the mood, here's a video courtesy of the very posh Mr. Misbah Dalvi. Please stick around for the entire thing, it just gets better and better.

Hey Where Did Everyone Go?

As we are sure you have undoubtedly felt, it's been slow here the last couple of weeks. As Fahad let you know, we've been busy with work, school, Ramadan and google searches for "hot Sarah Palin pix". Well we're promising to ramp up our activities from here on out till the end of the month thanks to Ramadan flex time posts, after Sehri / before work. You know what that means. Either you will be getting a daily dose of sophisticated posts from writers enlightened by the truth and awe of this beautiful month, or incoherent ramblings from someone with dangerously low blood sugar levels. A fun time either way! Also look out for new widgets on the side...only because the last one worked out so well. Indian Ocean owes Bihari Shabab two month's worth of royalty checks. Anyway, good to have you back. If you can excuse us now, we only have about 5 hours and 40 minutes worth of hot religious right Googling left before Roza starts. See you in the morning.