Child Abuse At Its Most Adorable

On the one hand this video is hilarious to me because, I mean just watch it...it's a grown man beating two toddlers up...wait, that's why it's horrific to me...I guess it's hilarious because of the sound effects? I don't know why it's hilarious but the kid in the middle needs to hit the gym or something because he got his ass handed to him at the 20 second mark. Also please stick around for the head trauma that occurs at the 35 second mark. You know what watch all of it and let me know if I'm supposed to be outraged because I don't even know how to feel about this.

Ajay Bhatt is a Big Deal

This is a great intel commercial I always see on ESPN when I'm watching Sportscenter. It stars Ajay Bhatt who invented USB which is pretty impressive. The dean of the Computer Engineering department at my school was one of the inventors of Java (the programming language not the country/coffee) and the Indian students are all dying to blow him. He's like their LeBron.

Baby Just Say...Yes.

"This is Love story plus Viva La Vida with piano cello and percussion. I enjoy it because I'm a giant faggot who legitimately enjoys Taylor Swift's music & you know I'm serious because she's not even hot." - Fahad Masood.

The NBA, It's Faaaaaantaaaaastic

I love the NBA commercials, I especially like this one from the Cavaliers because I'm easily impressed, however I think I found my new favorite NBA commercial. It stars Jeff Foster of the Indiana Pacers and it's phenomenal.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

The most dangerous man in the world

Hector Reynosa, defender for the Mexican soccer league's Chivas Chupacabras was suspended indefinitely for an "inappropriate celebration" which involved him pretending to cough and spit in his Argentinian opponent's face, a reference to the swine flu pandemic for which Mexico City (more like Mexico Shitty!!!) is ground zero. I want to take this moment to applaud Senor Reynosa for his wit and creativity but could you imagine if a Mexican spit and coughed on you?!?! I mean even before this H1N1 visa business it would've been a little disconcerting but afterwards it's downright terrifying. I'm pretty sure being trapped in a room with a Mexican with the sniffles is something that belongs in the Saw series.