Ok, You Don't Need Our Help.

Hello all, lately we've been going around helping you find women and plan weddings and such, what we haven't covered is how to approach and then woo the lady of your dreams. Well, I could give you a crash course but it would consist of stuttering awkwardness. So BihariShabab has contacted an outside source to help school you on the ways of love. His name is Dmitri and he's a screenwriter. He's also suave, calm, collected, and not at all crazy. He knows how to treat the ladies and you'll be wise to take notes, I learned that it's best to discuss her mother's cancer and point out her jealous friends. So THAT'S why I've been striking out lately....

"Bhalu-Wala; A Story Of A Man And His Bear" Coming Soon From Sanjay Leela Bhansali.

The Indian Christopher Robbins.

You may have noticed that in typical blogger fashion Raheelium and I are cynical haters who see no merit in any news. For the most part you're right but be prepared because I'm going to flip the script on you. Ramesh Munda, AKA Ram Singh, has just been released from prison after being arrested for rescuing a bear cub and raising it as a member of his family for two years in the eastern state of Orissa in India. Ram Singh rescued the bear, named Rani, after he found it abandoned by its heroin addled prostitute of a mother and decided to bring it home to cheer up his daughter who was grieving over the loss of her mother. Sentences like those are the reason why I became a blogger in the first place, well that and the superstar status that I've achieved. However in a truly filmi twist the Orissa forestry officials led by Mogambo Thakur Singh Khan decided to split up the family by throwing Ram Singh in jail, Rani in a zoo, and leaving Ram Singh's daughter Gulki to presumably fend for herself. While Ram Singh was wasting away in jail Rani wasn't eating at her zoo and Gulki had been crying non-stop all while Kailash Kher's "Teri Deewani" was playing in the background. However times have changed for the once happy interspecies family. Ram Singh has been re-united with Gulki after defeating Mogambo Thakur Singh Khan and his cronies with the inspiration of the memory of his wife. Now Ram Singh and Gulki are trying to get their family back together by getting Rani out of the Zoo. No doubt you, like myself, are now weeping after having heard Ram Singh's story. You too can help reunite Ram Singh and Gulki with Rani by commenting on this post and spreading the word about BihariShabab and subsequently raising awareness for the plight of Ram Singh and his family. Don't fail Ram Singh, he needs you now more than ever.