Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Ok, You Don't Need Our Help.




Hello all, lately we've been going around helping you find women and plan weddings and such, what we haven't covered is how to approach and then woo the lady of your dreams. Well, I could give you a crash course but it would consist of stuttering awkwardness. So BihariShabab has contacted an outside source to help school you on the ways of love. His name is Dmitri and he's a screenwriter. He's also suave, calm, collected, and not at all crazy. He knows how to treat the ladies and you'll be wise to take notes, I learned that it's best to discuss her mother's cancer and point out her jealous friends. So THAT'S why I've been striking out lately....

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