Obama Target of Assassination

It's a travesty if this isn't on currency one day.

Our White Knight, Harvey De....er rather Barack Obama, was targeted for assassination by two skinheads. The skinheads were arrested well before they even attempted any murders but they had several gun charges levied against them as details of their plans to kill 100 black people and assassinate Obama came to light. Admittadly the people behind this had some terrible planning and their death threats against Obama weren't taken seriously, although authorities do believe that they had the means to carry out the attack at the highschool. It's just sad that we can't all accept change! Do people even take skinheads seriously anymore? I'm pretty sure their days are spent inhaling the fumes from the methlab in the kitchen of their double wide while they pleasure themselves to American History X. I'm still pretty steamed about this though. I think I'm going to go and carve a backwards "S" into my cheek.

HYPOCRITES!!!!1!!1

This is Memin Penguin, in Mexico this isn't racist.

Racial insensitivity is a part of life. Some might say I'm racially insensitive towards East Pakistanis and Punjabis. I would say I'm insensitive towards the nation of East Pakistan not the people, about the Punjabis...what can I say except stop dancing and get a job. However, I can understand why people get upset over racist stuff, I don't much appreciate it myself, but when you tell someone not to be racist and then are racist yourself you're a hypocrite and I don't like you. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, I don't like Mexicans right now because they're trying to keep around the racist comic book character "Memin Penguin" but they took away Speedy Gonzales from me. I loved Speedy, he was the greatest, I'm glad they took away the taco bell chihuawa because I don't like dogs but Speedy was the bee's knees. Unfortunately for myself and Speedy people deemed Speedy to be a racist charicature of Mexican people because his companions were lazy and drunk and they danced (sounds like a Punjabi to me!) so I could understand the decision to remove him from American airwaves. Memin Penguin might be racist because, well, look at the picture above, but Mexicans argue that he's a cultural icon in Mexico and not offensive at all. Hey! That's what I said about Speedy! So Mexicans are arguing with Black people about this trivial issue and I don't care I just want Speedy back. Expect Reverand Al to chime into this debate soon enough.

Oh, that's terrible. Damnit! Disregard everything I said. Except for the Punjabi stuff, get it together guys!