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It's been a while since you've been here Priyanka, good to have you back

You know what sucks? The news. So instead of trying to find a good happy story about South Asia I've decided to talk about Priyanka Chopra instead. You see I'm worried about her. Call me old fashioned but I found her to be a lot more attractive when she wore the classy outfits but as of late she's been whoring it up on screen. Now you might think that that's not such a bad thing but that's because you're probably legally retarded. No, Priyanka is no average Bollywood starlet. She's the total package so while dressing like a hooker may work for someone like Rakhi Sawant who's tramp stamp distracts the Indian populace from the fact that she's actually a transvestite, it doesn't work for Priyanka Chopra just like it didn't work for Aishwariya Rai in Dhoom 2. Anyways, I just want my Priyanka back. That's all. I mean Priyanka used to have a hold on me, I'd do anything for her; kidnapping, extortion, you name it. Now I have to grimace when I'm watching Zee TV and am forced to witness the abomination that is Priyanka Chopra giving Sanjay Dutt a lapdance. Why Priyanka, why? Oh by the way, we'll be back in January with a renewed passion and better content.*

*Better content is not a guarantee.

Aww Pantshirt!

Why? because she's your bhabi.

The Mercer Quality of Living Index was published recently and Karachi comes in as the 3rd worst city for personal safety in the world, only Kinshasha and Baghdad were more dangerous. Yes, that's right East-Pakistani hell holes Dhaka and the ridiculously named Chittagong are safer than Pakistani hell hole. It's a sad day for us at BihariShabab, especially since yours truly is going to be spending a month in the third most dangerous city in the world. Since Mercer didn't publish their entire report I can't tell you where exactly Karachi is ranked in quality of life. Thankfully it's not in the bottom six which is comprised of Newark*, Ndjamena, Khartoum, Brazzaville, Bangui, and Baghdad. So for all of you Africans out there, don't worry apparently God still hates you. The top five are Metropolis, Xanadu, Mordor, Camelot, and Atlantis.

*I can only assume Newark is sixth, I've been to Ndjamena** and it's only a little worse than downtown Newark.

**No I haven't, but still.

Oh, Why Hello There.

I've been busy with your bhabi

It has been a while since we last posted. The reason is that Raheelium is lazy and I was busy failing finals, Being held by Border Patrol, and pulling marathon PS3 sessions. While this isn't a true post I decided it was necessary to let all three of you who read this know that the movement lives on. We at BihariShabab are committed to occasionally updating this little known blog because we have a duty to provide you with BCs of the week, jab jee chahe IPL updates, and the opportunity to see Shahrukh Khan's buttocks. So as the summer months roll around there will be more posts than ever and most of them will be worth reading. Stay tuned and enjoy your time here with the BihariShabab where you aren't just a reader, you're a BC (Raheelium, we need to think of a slogan).