NJ: New York, I See Your Adulterer, Coccaine Addicted Blind Governor, And Raise You a Pedophilic International Manhunt

Wayne Corliss, International Man of Pedophilia and apparently Curt Schilling's long lost brother

As our readers, all both of you, may or may not know, the two primary contributors to this blog, myself and the mysteriously asexual F.M., like to engage in a friendly dialogue about who's place of residence is more appealing. I come from the bastion of excellence that is the Garden State of New Jersey, while the Frequent self-Manipulator(he leaves me no choice but to guess what F.M. stands for) hails from the cold, barren wasteland that is upstate New York. Seriously, have you ever been there? It's more depressing to get through than Devdas.

Lately it seems like the two states are playing a high stakes game of poker of who can out sexually deviant* the other.

• First Governor McGreevy admitted to having a homogay affair with another man(obviously) and had to step down, but at least he didn't have to pay for it.
  
• Unlike Governor Spitzer from New York who was caught in a prostitution ring, details of which you already know so we won't bore you with our point of view on it other than to say we totally understand the socks thing. We have sensitive feet too, the last thing you want is for cold extremities to get in the way of your lewd and lascivious good time.
  
• Next, new New Jersey Governor Corzine apologizes for sitting in the front seat of his SUV without a seatbelt on when it gets in to an accident sending him to the ER. Not a big deal really, until we find out that he may have lied about the whole sitting in the front seat thing because he was actually in the backseat with his hot 27 year old assistant and may or may not have been showcasing his umm "jazz hands".**
  
• Finally new New York Governor David Patterson admits to cheating on his wife and snorting cocaine during a rough patch in his marriage a day after being sworn in.
  

Oh silly New York, if you thought making a blind adulterer the governor of your state was going to intimidate the fine people of New Jersey, well then I laugh at just how wrong you were:

A suspected pedophile arrested in New Jersey following a rare Interpol appeal has been described as a small-time actor who often did gigs such as painting children's faces and dressing up as Santa Claus.

That's right! We make internationally-acclaimed pedophiles our Santa Clauses. Do you realize how bad ass that is? It would be like making Mogambo your Minister of Interior. Time to step up your game New York.

*Incorrect grammar

** Not only is this incident not confirmed, but it happened before the Spitzer thing. Why did I put it in here? Because it helps my post and let's be honest, if you've made it down to this part than you've already wasted enough time. Why don't you just stop complaining and let me finish.