Thursday, May 15, 2008

Your Occasional IPL Update


Of course the day after I change the name of this feature to ease pressure on myself, I actually find the time to post back to back days. I'm a unique, delicate flower, don't question my judgment. Aur yeh leh laalchi kaameene, yeh aye tere games....


Wednesday, May 14th
Chennai at Mumbai
Mumbai wins by 9 Wickets
S. Jayasuriya 114 off 48 not out


I don't know if Sanath Jayasuriya is married, but if I were Mrs. Jayasuriya I would find it prudent to heed the advice (link extremely NSFW, but oh so worth it. Honestly don't click here if you want to have a productive day at work. You'll keep coming back. It's infectious! I can't recommend it enough.) of R&B superstar Riskay. Sanath got all sorts of filthy on the Chennai bowling attack knocking in 114 runs off of only 48 deliveries to help Mumbai to an easy victory. Super Kings bowler Albie Morkel got abused for 44 runs while irrefutable child spelling bee champion Chamara Kapugedera gave up 26 runs off just 5 balls. He was seen after the game filing the paperwork to officially change his name to "a stripper hoe named Diamond".

Thursday's Game:
Hyderabad at Delhi

STANDINGS


Teams Played Won Lost Points Net Run Rate
9 7 2 14 +0.592
9 6 3 12 +0.458
10 6 4 12 -0.203
9 5 4 10 +0.619
9 4 5 8 +0.291
8 4 4 8 -0.056
9 2 7 4 -0.352
9 2 7 4 -1.381

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