Monday, May 5th:
It's My Duck in a Box
It was a fiesta in Bangalore on Monday night and the main course was duck. Either the Punjab XI Kings are on a low carb diet or they're fiending for some protein as they helped themselves to 5 servings of Bangalore Royal Challenger ducks which must be an IPL record because I'm too lazy to do the research on this. Certain future multiple time BihariShabab BC of the Week, and Punjab bowler Sreesanth had two wickets, gave up 16 runs, and could barely contain his calm in the field as he fantasized about all the possible plot lines of the upcoming Sex and The City Movie.
Tuesday, May 6th:
It's My Deccan a Box
The Deccan Charges of Hyderabad traveled to Chennai to take on the Super Kings and comfortably got in that ass. Adam Gilchrest had 54 runs for the Chargers who won by 7 wickets. With a win Chennai would would have found themselves at the top of the IPL standings but the loss keeps them at 4th. And so it's another week of 3rd tier item Bollywood Item number girl groupie love for Dhoni.
STANDINGS
| Teams | Played | Won | Lost | Points | Net Run Rate |
 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 10 | +0.746 |
 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 10 | +0.442 |
 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | +0.856 |
 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | -0.005 |
 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 4 | +0.537 |
 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 4 | -0.011 |
 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 4 | -0.982 |
 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 4 | -1.426 |
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