Wednesday, May 14, 2008

India Responds to Bush's Food Shortage Criticism; Calls American's Fatty McFatties


So about two weeks ago President of the US and noted Girls Gone Wild enthusiast*, George W. Bush decided - not surprising, he is after all "The Decider" - that rapidly developing nations like India and China are to be blamed for the current food shortage. Well, to paraphrase once great, currently homeless rapper Noreaga, "India don't play that shit".

Instead of blaming India and other developing nations for the rise in food prices, Americans should rethink their energy policy and go on a diet, say a growing number of politicians, economists and academics (in India).

Oooh snap! I don't like the thought of being in the middle of an India v. US war of words. If only because I, along with numerous hack comics will be forced to make the same "But who will answer our tech support" jokes. Yeah, that's gonna blow.

*Unfounded claim.

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